Star sign signs from stars
27/03/11 14:43 Filed in: About Me
I try to keep the unbridled narcissism to a minimum
here, and somehow the stars and the super moon
dictate that I share my current horoscope. Perhaps
you or someone you love is a Cancer too?
CANCER
Your personal stock is on the rise. Already, money is being made more quickly and easily. Still, you must understand that your most precious commodity is Time. And the cosmos bids you use it well. So take inventory of existing commitments. Stop double-booking. Tick items off the yellowing to-do list. And invest in frivolous goodies you’ve hankered for. In fact, Venus in Pisces says that the more you exhibit self-appreciation, the more you appreciate in the eyes of those who may be overly relying on your hard work and devotion. And don’t underestimate the value of a kooky idea—it could be pure gold.
FAMOUS CANCER: Richard Simmons (July 12, 1948) As a member of the most sensitive sign in the Zodiac, it’s no wonder this formerly overweight fitness guru has such a big heart—though it remains unclear why he also has such big hair (and such tiny shorts).
(courtesy astrologers Starsky + Cox in The Daily Beast, http://www.thedailybeast.com)
CANCER
Your personal stock is on the rise. Already, money is being made more quickly and easily. Still, you must understand that your most precious commodity is Time. And the cosmos bids you use it well. So take inventory of existing commitments. Stop double-booking. Tick items off the yellowing to-do list. And invest in frivolous goodies you’ve hankered for. In fact, Venus in Pisces says that the more you exhibit self-appreciation, the more you appreciate in the eyes of those who may be overly relying on your hard work and devotion. And don’t underestimate the value of a kooky idea—it could be pure gold.
FAMOUS CANCER: Richard Simmons (July 12, 1948) As a member of the most sensitive sign in the Zodiac, it’s no wonder this formerly overweight fitness guru has such a big heart—though it remains unclear why he also has such big hair (and such tiny shorts).
(courtesy astrologers Starsky + Cox in The Daily Beast, http://www.thedailybeast.com)
Does not compute!
27/03/11 10:55 Filed in: Culture
Ruminations
I reluctantly switched my postal DVD rental service
from a local mom-n-pop company (after it went out
of business) to one of the bigger national ones.
Their predictive algorithms have been amusing me no
end. Here’s a sample:
If only there was a local storefront where I could rent Indian films! Does that wish mean I’m a dinosaur?
If only there was a local storefront where I could rent Indian films! Does that wish mean I’m a dinosaur?